

COMING SOON!
A LATVIAN SPANKING
LATVIA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY-sponsored rugby team, Laima, takes part in the 2006 Snow Ten-a-Sides. Afterwards, they will be SPANKING EACH OTHER with birch twigs, BOLLOCK-NAKED, in a SAUNA. Highly recommended. You haven't lived till you've been drizzled in HONEY and spanked by a LATVIAN lock-forward. It does wonders for your circulation, and RUGBY.
READYING for the halftime TRACTOR TUGGING contest - with a 10% DISCOUNT if you purchase on the day. Third-place KOCENI wear PLASTIC BAGS on their feet and train after chugging VODKA. They don't run as quickly as their CHOCOLATE-EATING rivals.
FROM TWELVE-YEARS-OLD up, Latvians love to THROW PUNCHES. Supporters are encouraged to join in. When the CRISP FACTORY- SPONSORED 'MAFYA' team clashes with the squad of POLICEMEN, it all goes off. There's not merely a rugby battle here, there's a CONFECTIONARY WAR.
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